Night sea plans beat the usual dinner-and-bed routine. This Lazy Pirate Boat Party from Sliema pairs Malta’s shoreline at dusk with a DJ soundtrack, unlimited drinks, and a scheduled swim stop from the boat. You get the party mood without needing to hunt for a club first.

Two things I really like: the open bar pours a long list of spirits plus beer, wine, and sangria, and the vibe stays social thanks to the DJ music and group energy. The main downside to keep in mind is practical: the boat is busy, so space can feel tight, and the swim stop may not be what you want if you’re expecting a long, easy beach-style swim.

Key Highlights You’ll Actually Care About

• Unlimited open bar with vodka, tequila, whiskey, rum, beer, wine, and sangria
• DJ music that keeps the energy up for the whole cruise
• Snacks and fruit included, so you’re not hungry between drinks
• Moonlight swim at an anchor point when the boat stops
• Fernandes 2 departing from Sliema Ferries, with the party running until about midnight

Sliema Departure on Fernandes 2: The 4 Hours at Night

This is a 4-hour evening cruise that starts in Sliema and runs along the Maltese coast as the light fades. The boat leaves from Sliema toward the setting sun, and as night falls the music gets louder and the mood shifts from sailing to partying.

Expect a fairly nonstop timeline: you’ll cruise, then the DJ keeps things moving, and later there’s an anchor point where you can jump in for a moonlight swim. The boat returns to Sliema around midnight, so you still get a proper late night without losing the whole evening.

One thing to plan around is crowds. You’re on a party boat with other people drinking and dancing, so you’ll want patience if you’re hoping for quiet sightseeing moments.

Unlimited Open Bar: What’s Included and How to Use It

The biggest hook here is the open bar. You can drink as much as you like from a selection that includes vodka, tequila, whiskey, rum, beer, wine, and sangria. That’s a broad mix, which matters because it reduces the usual “what do they have?” stress and keeps your drinks consistent all night.

If you’re the type who likes to test a couple of different drinks, this setup is ideal. If you’re the type who wants fewer, stronger drinks, the value is still solid—just pace yourself. Malta nights can get surprisingly warm on the water, and alcohol hits harder than you expect when you’re standing around and moving.

Also note the practical rule: no glass objects are allowed. That’s a crew safety thing, and it’s usually what keeps the bar running smoothly. Plan to bring a towel (required) and keep your personal items simple.

Snacking and Fruit: Included, but Manage Your Expectations

Food is included, and you’ll get snacks and fruit onboard. That’s a big deal for a night like this because it helps you keep going without needing to buy an extra meal at a restaurant that’s already winding down.

That said, the food quality can be hit-or-miss depending on what you’re expecting. If you want a full dinner level of food, you may feel slightly disappointed; the snack portion is more about keeping you fueled than delivering a feast.

My practical take: treat the snacks as a bridge between drinks, not the main event. If you’re truly hungry before boarding, grab something light beforehand.

DJ Music and Dancing: The Social Part Works Best When You Don’t Overthink It

There’s a DJ on board, and the music is a core part of the experience. The cruising portion starts calmer, then as the sun drops you’ll feel the energy rise—more dancing, more shouting over the beat, and a general party rhythm.

This is also one of those activities where the format naturally pushes you to interact. If you like meeting people, you’ll likely have an easier time here than in a quiet sightseeing tour. If you’re more introvert-leaning, you can still enjoy it, but you’ll probably spend some time finding your spot—near the rail for views, or slightly off to the side when it gets loud.

Space matters. The boat can feel crowded, so think of it as a moving party rather than a spacious viewing deck. You’ll enjoy the vibe more if you’re prepared to share space and keep your expectations realistic.

Moonlight Swim From an Anchor Point: How to Get the Most Out of It

At some point during the cruise, the boat stops at an anchor point for a moonlight swim. This is the moment that turns a party boat into something a little more memorable—salt air, dark water, and a quick adrenaline hit while everyone’s in the same mood.

Bring a towel because there’s no mention of one being provided. Also remember the swim stop is time-limited and not set up like a beach. If you want a long, easy swim session, you might find it short or less convenient than you hoped.

My advice: treat it like a quick “yes, I’m doing this” moment. If you’re unsure about the water, you can still enjoy the boat’s night atmosphere and take a few minutes to watch the others jump in—no pressure, just fun.

Meeting Point in Sliema: Finding the Boat Fast

You meet the Lazy Pirate Boat Party opposite The Black Sheep in Sliema Ferries. Getting this right matters because boarding time on a party boat can be tight, and you don’t want to spend the start of the evening sprinting along the dock.

Aim to arrive with enough time to check the correct boat and settle in before departure. The crew and greeter are there, and the host language lineup includes English, Italian, Spanish, and French, which can help if you need a quick clarification.

Once you’re onboard, the night runs on its own momentum. Your job is mostly to show up, get comfortable, and enjoy the ride.

Who This Boat Party Suits Best (and Who Might Hate It)

This works best for people who want a simple plan: drinks, music, sea views, and a swim stop—without thinking too much. It’s also a good fit if you’re traveling with friends and you want a shared experience that feels like a night out.

I’d say it’s less ideal if you:

• hate crowded spaces and loud music
• expect food that feels like a full restaurant dinner
• want a long swim or a structured swimming setup

One clear limitation: it’s not suitable for children under 18, so this is truly an adult party format.

If you’re celebrating something or you just want to turn a Malta evening into a story you’ll remember later, this is built for you.

Price and Value: Does $81 Make Sense for a Malta Night?

At $81 per person for a 4-hour experience, the value depends on what you’d otherwise spend. The strongest value driver is the open bar—vodka, tequila, whiskey, rum, beer, wine, and sangria, plus snacks and fruit. In many cities, that kind of all-in-night setup is hard to match for the price.

You’re also paying for the setting: a night cruise departing from Sliema, plus the DJ party format and a scheduled swim stop. That combination is what turns it from “just drinks” into an experience with a change of scenery.

It’s not the best option if you’re hunting for a guided historical tour, since a guide isn’t included. It’s also not the most budget-friendly route if you only plan to drink non-alcoholic beverages, because the big cost justification is clearly the alcohol and party atmosphere.

The Bottom Line: Should You Book It?

Yes, you should book the Lazy Pirate Boat Party if you want an easy Malta night with unlimited drinks, DJ music, and a fun sea moment on Fernandes 2. The mix of cruising at dusk, party energy, and the moonlight swim stop is exactly the kind of low-effort plan that turns into a highlight.

Skip it if you want quiet views, lots of personal space, or a restaurant-grade meal. Also, come prepared for the reality of crowding and keep your expectations aligned with a party boat format.

If you’re good with that trade-off, this is a solid way to spend a few hours on the water and still end the night back in Sliema around midnight.

FAQ

How long is the Lazy Pirate Boat Party?

It lasts 4 hours, with starting times depending on availability.

Where do I meet the boat in Sliema?

Meet opposite The Black Sheep in Sliema Ferries.

What drinks are included?

The open bar includes vodka, tequila, whiskey, rum, beer, wine, and sangria, with drinks available as much as you like.

Is food included?

Yes. You’ll have snacks and fruit included onboard.

Is there a moonlight swim?

Yes. The boat stops at an anchor point for a moonlight swim.

Do I need to bring a towel?

Yes. You’re advised to bring a towel.

Are glass objects allowed?

No. Glass objects are not allowed onboard.

Is this activity for children?

No. It’s not suitable for children under 18.